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11 Aug 2013, 9:35 am

It's probably for the same reason that you steal underwear off washing line.


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11 Aug 2013, 9:41 am

There's nothing worth stealing off your washing line.



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11 Aug 2013, 9:43 am

Oh! So you have been stalking me then :wink:


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11 Aug 2013, 9:50 am

No, I'd rather stalk a stork. :P



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11 Aug 2013, 9:54 am

Phew!

So fatty, how's the diet?


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11 Aug 2013, 11:08 am

Not bad. How's the unwanted hair removal King Kong?



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11 Aug 2013, 11:14 am

Well, you know how it is, I had to buy some new hedge trimmers.

Did you get that wart on the end of your nose lanced yet?


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11 Aug 2013, 12:47 pm

Sure, long ago.

Have the bunions on your feet been excavated yet?



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11 Aug 2013, 12:58 pm

your nose is so big that you can pick it with a table spoon.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:01 pm

Your bunions are so big they have their own area code.



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11 Aug 2013, 1:03 pm

At least I couldn't eat an apple through a letter box. :lol:


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11 Aug 2013, 1:15 pm

Better than having no teeth at all :P



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11 Aug 2013, 1:19 pm

Yours were donated from Red Rum. :lol:


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11 Aug 2013, 1:26 pm

You put too much rum in your cereal.



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11 Aug 2013, 1:29 pm

You should cut back on the pies, Ten Bellies.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:36 pm

Look who's talking, Nutty Professor.