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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Ha! That's all you ever think about.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
All you think about is counting bananas.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,044Location: UK
hey big ears where's noddy?
Noddy is your imaginary friend. Still smelling like a decomposing corpse?
You don't know what my special friend's called. It certainly isn't Noddy. As for the smell, I think it's coming from all the BS you keep sprouting.
I could plant a row of potatoes in this thread... they'd thrive on all the nutrient.
Yes you could do with a growth spurt.
Says the little squirt.
Did they used to have electricity when you was a boy?
No, only candles. Did they have electricity when you were a boy?
I was a girl me! Did you not know? I think you've been at the spirits again.
You fell for my carefully worded teaser. I promise I've not touched a drop of the moonshine from your vast cellar.
I thought I could hear a big fat rat shuffling around the place the other night. It was you looking for the contraband.
Venger Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2008Gender: MalePosts: 3,519
Seals look like big rodents, so it must've been me stealing your fish-supply.
You're a fat rat not a fat cat burglar. You should go on the slim fast plan.
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Nothing to how you smash your mash.