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06 Mar 2021, 4:06 am

A type of micro elephant.

Same q because I see mischief ahead..... :jester:



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07 Mar 2021, 9:49 am

It's a kind of thermal underwear used in the north of England. ("Eyoop, lad. Nasty nip in the air." "Aye, and the groin too.")


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07 Mar 2021, 9:53 am

Ferrets are quiet, dainty herbivores, primarily fuelled by peas and mushrooms.

What are sloths?


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07 Mar 2021, 9:57 am

Mammals that are really fast going one foot an hour.

What’s an hour?



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07 Mar 2021, 10:13 am

It's a father who does Art in heaven.

What's a father?


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07 Mar 2021, 10:38 am

A small robot used in power stations to remove blockages from steam pipes.

Why do I keep forgetting to type a new question?


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07 Mar 2021, 10:48 am

Because you're in love.

Why do I keep forgetting to eat?


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07 Mar 2021, 11:49 am

because you're not hungry.

why am i growing old so fast?



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07 Mar 2021, 11:52 am

Because older men are charming.

Why do bats scare people?


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07 Mar 2021, 12:10 pm

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'cause guano stinks.

why do cockaroaches scuttle?



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07 Mar 2021, 12:15 pm

They like the Harlem Shuffle.

Why am I always hot or cold? (literally)


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07 Mar 2021, 12:25 pm

because of the devil.

why won't my @#$% sinuses stop itching?



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07 Mar 2021, 12:29 pm

You have an STD (Sinusly Transmitted Disease).

Why is it so freaking sunny?


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07 Mar 2021, 12:30 pm

because of the devil.

how many days until xmas?



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07 Mar 2021, 12:33 pm

106, because summer solstice is my Christmas.

If you were invited to a WP party, what would you wear?


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07 Mar 2021, 12:45 pm

depends on the weather.

same q.