Yo' mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach all the whales jump up and start singing "We Are Faaaaamily".
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA6ToyK_c18[/youtube]
(I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day, now.)
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)