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23 Aug 2011, 6:07 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 6:07 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 7:30 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 7:33 pm

I am not uber depressed about stupid electronics right now.


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23 Aug 2011, 7:36 pm

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23 Aug 2011, 9:34 pm

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I have the Holy Grail in my kitchen. I use it when I make daiquiris. I tried to use it for a Bloody Mary once but the sky went dark and these huge grasshoppers started flying everywhere so I decided it's a good idea not to do that again.

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This is not hilarious.


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24 Aug 2011, 1:31 am

I use a lightsaber to toast my morning bagel.



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24 Aug 2011, 1:55 am

I eat bagels in the morning.


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24 Aug 2011, 1:57 am

I eat bagels in the morning.



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24 Aug 2011, 1:59 am

I eat bagels in the morning.


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24 Aug 2011, 3:14 am

I don't like to end chains.


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24 Aug 2011, 3:15 am

I didn't want the repetition to make it to the end of the page.



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24 Aug 2011, 3:52 am

I DON'T suspect that my spouse is cheating on me or is planning on it.



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24 Aug 2011, 4:01 am

Christophe wrote:
I DON'T suspect that my spouse is cheating on me or is planning on it.


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24 Aug 2011, 12:34 pm

Scorpions are unbelivebly cute, and you should keep as many of them in your house as you possibly can.



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24 Aug 2011, 12:58 pm

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Scorpions are unbelivebly cute, and you should keep as many of them in your house as you possibly can.


Being stung multiple times by a scorpion is SO much fun, I wouldn't know this from experience. I recommend you keep a few in your house and try to make them mad...they like that. Especially when you know they are there.


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