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Alright! Here's to an amazing Memorial Day weekend.

Wow it's my lucky day. Would it be ok if I give you my bank details instead? I trust you to just take the 100 pounds you need.

oh by the way Tally, why don't I see you on the off the wall thread?

Yeah I know; I used to spend all my time in off the wall but rarely visit there nowadays. Just don't have the time; when I'm on WP I'm usually moderating - reading posts, checking out new members, checking for PM scammers etc.

The account details will be fine... I'll only take £100.

It done diddly doo be raining right now.

I can't do anything, I feel like a bombs gone off in my head and all I can hear is ringing in my ears.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !!

Baaaah, sketchbook! I cannot find you anywhere for some reason.

I am wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey. Do I have issues?

I'm only 22, yet my back, my joints, my digestive tract and my cholesterol all seem to think I'm in my 60s.

Random? Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. Really random? Blargen Jerolfanoodle.

I wonder how I can set a trap for the shadowy figures that haunt my peripheral.

I call hm Billy Wizz. If I put the light on he disappears.

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I feel relaxed, yet bored.

if ever i calculated that i was bored, i would very certainly not be in a relaxed state about the matter.
if ever i became bored, then i would consider the possibility that i may have had a mild stroke.
i would have a new obsession to investigate. i would not be able to relax until i found out the reason for my boredom. quite an interesting mystery to solve indeed.

i have never felt bored. i have been told that it is a feeling that nothing is worth thinking about. i like to think about nothing, but nothing does not bore me. nothing is one of the most "simplex" things that one can think about.

there is a median between the extents of "simplex" and "complex" that a normal human brain requires to make sense of anything. "simplex" in my definition is the opposite of "complex". if something is too complex for a brain to consider, then one remains ignorant of the details within that complexity, and likewise, if something is too simple to consider, then the fundamental notion of the fabric of that simplicity will forever remain uncharted in the consciousness that needs what could be considered a "morsel" of manifestation in order to achieve perception.

i wish i could really know what "boredom" feels like, but i suspect i grow tired of the knowledge shortly after it's acquisition.

a logical dilemma:

in the papers that the tax office mailed me in order to fill out the question boxes for my yearly tax installment, there were 2 pages that had written on them "this page intentionally left blank".
really? if they intended to leave those pages blank, then why did they print that message on both of them?
those 2 pages were clearly not blank due to the fact they had writing on them, and so the very fact that the government stated on those pages that they intended to leave them blank was an example of their administrative ineptitude.

i hand wrote on those 2 "intentionally"-- "left blank" pages ..
"this page unintentionally filled out", and along with the rest of the correctly filled in pages, i mailed it back to them, but since that is all i wrote on those 2 pages, then those pages were not completely filled out, therefore i wrote a lie of the same magnitude back to them.

sucked in!! ! (if one could care enough to be so)

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