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Like most autistic men I watch to much porn , should end that habit

My 'get up and go' just got up and left

It is raining outside.

Sorry babybird. No reference to you.

I never thought about it until I read it later.

It's a reference to a Peter Sellers movie titled "The Party".

He gets the birdseed and basically spreads it right cross the floor, trying to feed the bird! It's hilarious!! !

and on the bird's bowl, it had "Birdie Num Num".

Good movie! Gotta see it!

The sun will be so wonderful today.

The World is a BEAUTIFUL place! Cherish it!! !

I like being the last to post and watching my post be the last post posted!! !

transcript of a person with ODD in a takeaway food shop who is trying to get a "rise" out of the person behind the counter because it feels good to do so.

shop: can i help you?

ODD: yes. a hamburger with egg and cheese and bacon and no beetroot and..........

shop: sorry sir, just let me get a pen (gets pen and starts to write it down)

ODD: a hamburger with egg whose yolk is still runny, and a slice of mild kraft processed cheese (not tasty cheese), and bacon that is partially cooked to a point that it is not yet cripsy and too salty, and no beetroot, and a moderate amount of extra onions, and....

shop: sorry sir could you slow down?

ODD: and...on...a...bun...that...is...toasted...on...it's...inner cut sides rather than on it's outer surface, and with barbecue sauce that is drizzled in a sparing but not spartan way on it.........

shop: (sigh) yes...

ODD: .... is what i had for lunch yesterday and i did not like it.

shop: i'm sorry?

ODD: no need to be sorry. you were not responsible for it.

shop: so do you want a hamburger or not?! !

ODD: i'm sorry. i thought i just told you that i didn't. you even wrote it down.

shop: are you f*ckin' crazy mate?

ODD: one does not have to be crazy in order to not feel like a hamburger.

shop: get out of here!!

ODD: a chicken sandwich thanks.

shop: you...you... you just f*ck off.

ODD: i want a chicken sandwich thanks.

new people enter the shop and they have not witnessed ODD's baiting of the shop assistant, and all they hear is..

ODD: can i please have a chicken sandwich (said very courteously)

shop: get out of here or i will ring the police!! !

ODD: what? is it how i am dressed? do you not sell chicken sandwiches? why be so unfriendly?

other people want to become involved and ODD exits looking like a victim of prejudice. one can only wonder what happened after ODD left the shop. what self righteous people stuck their noses into a futile cause? people are fun.

Yes I am wounded, but I'll get over it.

well don't stop me now. it would be very rude to stop things that are meant to be. i can not play brilliantly but i can play.

http://www.soundclick.com/player/single ... 20201&q=hi

i like ford galaxies. my father had one. i drove it when i was in my teens. it was very powerful.
here is a race i found myself embroiled within whilst driving a ford galaxie.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtBvRWFwyM&list=UUpB1H594Ek2H_hWBxJ7ja7g[/youtube]

my dog chewed my retainer case

It seems to be not a good idea to blow your horn at women who have babies in prams that they are attempting to push.
today at 7 am i was hungry and i decided to go to the local pie shop, but there were 2 women with prams who were blocking my driveway while talking to each other. i blew my horn at them to get them to disperse, but they scowled at me and refused to budge.
i got out of my car and called one of the women a "stubborn b***h" (due to her occupation of my driveway) and she stepped back, and then her friend did likewise.
i was happy about that and i got back in my car and i proceeded to the pie shop which was unfortunately closed so i went back home and went back to bed.

what a day huh?

I've never properly understood auctions.

Still eating the dead animals I see , never mind .

I've just almost killed myself trying to catch a daddy long legs.