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I seriously need to take a break from internet discussion boards.

trying to recover from a feeling of nausea..

The chocolate and alcohol orgy last night wasn't worth the headache this morning.

I've never met Shirley Bassey.

I am Shirley Bassey.

^What?!

you didn't know!?!?!

*skin falls off, revealing self as shirley bassey*

I drank the cooking wine instead of putting it in the cooking.
I think I may be an alcoholic.

I don't understand the people at work.
They say sorry to me when they come out of the toilet.
This seems odd to me.
Are they sorry for using the toilet?
Or are they sorry because I have to wait?
Well, what else am I going to do?
There's only one toilet.

Well I know I hate making people wait for the toilet but I can't help it.

The toilets at work have a sign saying "if you have made a mess clean it up", I'm guessing that means the toilet bowl as well (there's a brush available). So I go, flush, see the lovely Monet painting I left on the ceramic, wait for the cistern to fill up while cleaning the bowl, flush again.

I don't apologize to nobody for taking the time to flush twice man, I'm just doing what the sign says.

It's weird how people post stuff on here and the time stamp comes up as yesterday.
On the other side of the world, do my posts come up as posted tomorrow?

^ You can edit your time zone in the account options.

^ I need to go to the hairdresser too.
I'm starting to look like a girl.

I really need to get a hair cut too rather than keep putting it off by taking an electric beard trimmer.to top up my hair.

i put my hair under the scissors, shear randomly and call it a day. no one's pointed it out yet.