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TeaEarlGreyHot
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24 Aug 2011, 1:11 pm

I hate scorpions and never once seriously considered having one as a pet. Same with tarantulas.


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24 Aug 2011, 1:22 pm

I'm inclined towards those creatures.



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24 Aug 2011, 1:23 pm

I was born yesterday!


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24 Aug 2011, 1:30 pm

Blitz and TEGH have been stung by scorpions on their legs, back, arms and etc....and they know that it doesn't hurt...in fact, I would have no such knowledge or experience in the matter considering I don't live in a desert.


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24 Aug 2011, 2:17 pm

Having caterpillar tracks instead of feet is really quite useful.


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24 Aug 2011, 10:02 pm

Toe jam is an excellent source of vitamin K.



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24 Aug 2011, 10:15 pm

Tabasco sauce is an effective aphrodisiac.


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24 Aug 2011, 10:27 pm

Fnord wrote:
Tabasco sauce is an effective aphrodisiac.


Well, it is hot :lol:


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24 Aug 2011, 10:28 pm

I am trashing my PlayStation 3.


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25 Aug 2011, 7:35 am

My PC runs at excellent speed :wall:


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25 Aug 2011, 10:01 am

Not seeing huge dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum today.... Sooooo not excited.


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25 Aug 2011, 10:02 am

You know what? I just wanna jump into a bathtub full of scorpions.


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25 Aug 2011, 10:03 am

Living faraway from people is a good thing.


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25 Aug 2011, 10:05 am

I love working 8pm-6:30am everyday.. having no life is just so awesome.


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25 Aug 2011, 10:10 am

I don't want to lie anymore.


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25 Aug 2011, 10:36 am

I've ditched the silver carriage and now travel by executive-class parrot.


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