Dox47 wrote:
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Lars Ulrich of Metallica is a terrible drummer
Metallica once threatened to sue a local sex toy shop that was marketing a metal buttplug as "the Metallica"; they responded by renaming the buttplug "the Lars Ulrich".
Well, Lars Ulrich does have the personality of buttplug... as borne out by his bitchy actions against Naapster and response to fans who asked that Death Magnetic be remastered (as dynamic compression has supposedly made it sound like ass... why not just say it sounds like Metallica?). Also on that note, I think this point hasn't been made enough, but Metallica also bolster one of the least impressive metal lyric sheets ever. "Take a look to the sky just before you die... it's the last time you will." Yeah, the first clause presupposes the second one, James Hetfield, you jackass!