What are some of your favorite sayings?

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"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

"Hisotanaitan igona isitei giman."
-Me

My signature. The full quote is even better. Look it up.

"Act normal. That's already crazy enough."
-Dutch proverb

"The shortest distance between two points is always under constrction."
-Noelie Alito

"If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment."
-Harry F.

"The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's about the process, not about the results." (italics mine)
- Salma Hayek, Conversation with Salma Hayek, 2002

Never corner a rat.
My dad the Exterminator!

heres one:
"if a equals success, then the equasion to life is a=x+y+z, x is work, y is play, z is keep your mouth shut."-Albert Ienstein
i made another one up, it is in my signature...

May your troubles be less, your blessings more, and
nothing but happiness comes through your door!
An Irish Blessing

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the
sun's out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed
only if there is light within.

Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart."

Marcus Aurelius


"Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his peers, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."

Henry David Thoreau

"The sad news is, nobody owes you a career. Your career is literally your business. You own it as a sole proprietor. You have one employee: yourself. You need to accept ownership of your career, your skills and the timing of your moves."
- Andrew Grove, Co-founder and Chairman of Intel Corporation, Only the Paranoid Survive