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time is for suckers!

I'm going maaaaad. I want to get out of this house and see atleast one of my friends, I'm sick of doing nothing and I am desperate for someone to talk to that's not my stupid family. Right next time one of my friends sign on to msn I'm arranging something!
It's not everyday I say that, but now I'm just fed up.

I simply look for the day when I'm not seen as some sub-human person or such but, rather a individual whom simply does things in an unorthodoxical manner that's all..

I'm out of Tab. I need to go to the store.

I'm eating celery and cucumbers. They're yummy.

I once knew a girl who used a really big cucumber for sexual purposes

... ventilator

I WANT A PONY!

The Joker

Written by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley


There's always a joker in the pack
There's always a lonely clown
The poor laughing fool falls on his back
And ev'ryone laughs when he's down

There's always a funny man in the game
But he's only funny by mistake
But ev'ryone laughs at him, just the same
They don't see his lonely heart break
They don't care as long as there is a jester, just a fool
As foolish as he can be
There's always a joker, that's a rule
But fate deals the hand and I see
The joker is me

There's always a funny man in the game
But he's only funny by mistake
But ev'ryone laughs at him, just the same
They don't see his lonely heart break
They don't care as long as there is a jester, just a fool
As foolish as he can be
There's always a joker, that's a rule
But fate deals the hand and I see
The joker is me!
The joker is me!
The
Joker
Is...
Meeeeeeeee!

All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
EDIT- 4 3 2 1
chicka ahhhhhh
It's all for you
If you really want it
It's all for you
If you say you need it
It's all for you
If you gotta have it
It's all for you if u make a move
It's all for you
I see you staring out the corner of my eye
You seem uneasy want to approach me
Throw me a line
But then something inside you grabs you says who am I
I know exactly cuz it happens with all the guys
So you so what you gonna do
Come on and talk to me
Promise you won't even have an attitude
I'll let you sit right next to me
Don't join the list of other fools
That ain't the way to be
Yes, it's cool
Yes, I'm in the mood
Intimidations (then go to the chorus)
It's all for you (chicka ahhh)
If you really want it
It's all for you
If you say you need it
It's all for you
If you gotta have it
It's all for you if u make a move
It's all for you
Can't be afraid or keep me waiting for too long
Before you know it
I'll be outta here I'll be gone
Don't try to be all clever, cute or even sly
Don't have to work that hard
Just be yourself and let that be your guide
So you so do what you gonna do
Come on and talk to me
Promise you won't even have an attitude
I'll even let you sit right next to me
Don't join the list with all the other fools
That ain't the way to be
Yes, it's cool
Yes, I'm in the mood
Intimidations got that mind
It's all for you
If you really want it
It's all for you
If you say you need it
It's all for you
If you gotta have it
It's all for you if u make a move
It's all for you
It's all for you
Tell me you're the only one
It's all for you
Soon we'll be having fun
All for you
Come over here and get some
It's all for you if you make a move
It's all for you
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
It's all for you
If you really want it
It's all for you
If you say you need it
It's all for you
If you gotta have it
It's all for you if u make a move
It's all for you
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Tell me you're the only one
Soon we'll be having fun
Come over here and get some
Soon we'll be having fun
(Soon we'll be having fun)
Soon we'll be having fun...
Chicka aaahhhhhh
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Chicka ahhh
Cuz I'm gonna have to ride it tonight...

From Daniel's notes on survival after the apocalypse, #21,399,999,01:

Keep your bottle caps, as no matter the cause of the apocalypse (thermonuclear war, zombie infestation, religion, and/or etcetera), bottle caps will be the currency of choice.

HOW WE TREAT PEOPLE

Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello".

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.


2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11.30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.


3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 -year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table.

A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.

When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.


4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.


5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts.
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was
going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.



"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."

NOW more than ever - Peace...May God bless you Pass It On.....Pay It Forward


Courtesy of Bob Beall

I've been worrying about this myself...
On a slightly related note, I noticed that, when my supervisor at work asked me a personal question, and I gave the answer, I was not making eye contact and I was fidgeting with things. I noticed but I didn't correct myself, and it was the first time in a while that I had appeared THAT withdrawn, but I think the cool thing was that the supervisor or any of my colleagues seem to be accepting of my ways and quirks for as much as I manifest them-- which is mainly just my aloofness.




On a completely random note, I think the band Hanson from the '97 chart hit 'Mmmbop' were signed with Def Jam. That just seems so incongruous. When I think Def Jam, I don't hear 'Mmmbop' in my head.

I love my little puppy!! !

ACK!! ! Name? Breed? PICS!! !! ! Get on it, Mithara. It's not like you have a life or anything.

greetings
from Malta


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keyboard sucks.
it also feels gross and sticky and the paint from the letters has faded.