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i_wanna_blue
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14 Dec 2013, 5:07 pm

Your sense of humour has disappeared along with you.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:08 pm

If you put your brains inside a hazel nut shell, it'd still rattle.


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14 Dec 2013, 5:12 pm

The number of brain cells you have can be counted on one finger.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:15 pm

Are you sure you can count up to that many?


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14 Dec 2013, 5:26 pm

Your breath is so bad, it's been categorized as a chemical weapon.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:28 pm

Did you think that one up all by yourself?


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14 Dec 2013, 10:01 pm

Don't worry about getting up early. The worms are all for you... :eew:



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14 Dec 2013, 10:28 pm

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14 Dec 2013, 10:34 pm

Sheep shagger. :P


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14 Dec 2013, 10:45 pm

Takes one to know one, so I hear... :P



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15 Dec 2013, 6:15 am

Drinking too much "herbal" tea again? :P



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15 Dec 2013, 6:23 am

Whats your picture meant to be?


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15 Dec 2013, 6:37 am

Where did you find a monkey, to put on a monkey costume?



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15 Dec 2013, 6:46 am

Have you ever considered taking a long walk on a short pier?


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15 Dec 2013, 7:00 am

It'll bet you accomplished that one---but only because all your friends were doing it.. :P



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15 Dec 2013, 7:02 am

your username is a classic example of multiple tautologies.