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Is there a pill for it?

The Quack Doctor's Cure Song:

If there is any condition of which you are quite unaware
If being dull or sharp are not things of which you would like to care,
If you spend days in happiness, and others in quite grand despair
If social you are too much so, or never step outside your lair;
You may have noticed that your life will sometimes fold or bend or tear,
Or may not do so and remain exactly how you left it there,
If have-no-more or have-marble, if typical or abnormal,
In any case all will be solved by the life-bringing calomel.

Should you realize that in real life you really are too casual,
Or note that pedantry is what makes you sound too formal.
Quicksilver's the solution for anything you would hate to bear
If there is any any condition of which you are quite unaware.

If you have seen a psycho doc or alternate medic's practice,
You will quite know that nocebo will not do them their full justice.
Since you have something you don't know, and that something is very rare,
You may as well pay me for cure, I ask only 8k you spare.
And if we can't do that we can always arrange a good working loan,
The only ones in jail are those who when asked to pay cry and moan,
Those rotten patients know nothing, but you look quite understanding,
For can I see necessity etched in your face needing mending?

does it bites?

Do I bite?

Would you bite?

How much of a bite?

Do you sometimes bite off more than you can chew?

Doesn't everyone bit off more than they can chew?

Doesn't everyone fear choking a little bit?

Doesn't everyone almost swallow a lollipop whole at least one time in their life?

Doesn't everyone swallow their gum when they're chewing it at least once?

Doesn't everyone purposely swallow their gum at least once to see what happens?

Do you know someone who has swallowed a quarter?

Wouldn't that be a hard thing to chew?

What if you're not supposed to chew it?

Isn't everything meant to be chewed?