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08 Mar 2021, 9:52 am

Something commonly found up my nose.

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08 Mar 2021, 9:53 am

A pen for hogs.

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08 Mar 2021, 9:56 am

Put it on the caboose.

How to do a pretty manicure?


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08 Mar 2021, 10:01 am

Ask a 3yo for help.

What to do when you're tired?


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08 Mar 2021, 10:02 am

the last name of boris s.

what is a thing?



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08 Mar 2021, 10:06 am

Present tense from a thong.

Are cats liquid?


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08 Mar 2021, 10:07 am

in their bladder and bowels, decidedly yes.

are dogs liquid?



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08 Mar 2021, 10:13 am

No, they're gaseous.

How to get rid of seagulls from your garden?


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08 Mar 2021, 10:14 am

fill the yard with Beagulls.

how to eat a horse?



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08 Mar 2021, 10:22 am

with chopsticks, and salt.

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08 Mar 2021, 10:23 am

by grabbing your neighbor's incessantly barking dog and throttling him. you'll twist in the wind alright.

how to do the hokey-pokey?



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08 Mar 2021, 10:29 am

You walk around and keep saying "Death" randomly pointing to things.

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08 Mar 2021, 10:33 am

by getting drunk and doing unmentionable things.

how do do the watusi?



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08 Mar 2021, 10:54 am

marinate yourself in wasabi overnight, and divide by two.

What is the WP alien looking at?


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08 Mar 2021, 10:58 am

The MS Paint toolbar.
Oooops, that may actually be the right answer?

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08 Mar 2021, 11:03 am

His wife has put him on a diet and he's trying to make his meals look bigger.

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