the watermelon saga:
i bought a 1/4 of a watermelon who's packaging claimed it to be "seedless". i thought it was going to be a relief not to have to pick out the seeds but i was very wrong.
instead of it having about about 100 black seeds that i could pick out before i ate it, it was riddled with hundreds of small white preformed seeds that were impossible to remove without destroying the crispness of the flesh. every small white "pip" i excavated damaged the surrounding area adjacent to the pip, and in the end i was left with a savaged watermelon whose flesh was gouged and all the water was pressed out of the flesh due to my efforts to remove those small white pips! after i had removed those little white pips, the watermelon was a sludgy mush and it looked revolting and i decided to throw it away!! !
at least in the old days when watermelons had about 80 big seeds in them, i could gouge them out easily and then enjoy the melon, but with the pseudo seeded variety that i bought today, i had to spend ages on removing those little white bits that were preformed seeds!! ! seedless watermelons are now the only watermelons available (because people prefer them and are not troubled by eating the pips) but i hate pips.
normal people can tolerate inconsistencies in texture that make me gag. for example: orange juice in supermarkets is predominantly pulpy, and it is rare to find "pulp free" orange juice. i can not drink orange juice with pulp in it because it makes me gag. everyone i have asked (except tammy) prefers orange juice with the pulp in it.
the sticker on the watermelon is this (i am sorry but it got destroyed as i removed it to scan it (and now my scanner is sticky!! ! (i will have to wash it tomorrow (another lamentable by product of the seedless watermelon)))).
the sticker says "enjoy the bright red red flesh that is refreshingly cool and crisp. the melon contains edible white pips that are called 'initials' but you may find the odd black pip"
i do not care whether they are edible!! i am not afraid of being poisoned by them. they just interrupt the homogenous texture of the watermelons flesh and i find myself having to do an oral dance to coral them toward the front of my mouth while eating the watermelon so i can spit them out (which requires a receptacle to be employed for the purpose).
i am sure that average people can just swallow them without worry, but to me they render the melon inedible and i will not buy watermelon again. i really liked watermelon, but this new evolutionary direction that they have taken crosses them off my culinary menu.
grrrrr!!
i know that my gripe may seem trivial, but to me, i see it as an intrusion by humans who have crafted what i used to like into what most people like more, and as a result i like it less and well... i am out.
seriously . i was angered when i saw those thousands of little white pips in my watermelon that i had no hope of excising without destroying the cellular walls and rendering my melon to a pile of butchered mush.
sorry i know most people have more serious gripes than i do, and the fact i am unhappy about my watermelon experience is trivial relative to other people's gripes, but nevertheless it made me very annoyed today.