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01 May 2015, 1:57 am

Post #10,290! :cheers:

Is there any reason at all to celebrate such a thing? :chin:

No! :D




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01 May 2015, 5:52 am

"HEY, I'M A BIRD. ANY OTHER BIRDS OUT THERE?"

"YEAH, I'M A BIRD! YEAH! WOO! BIRDS RULE!"

"HELL YES THEY DO! LET'S CHIRP REAL LOUD OUTSIDE PEOPLE'S WINDOWS AT 6AM TO LET THEM KNOW JUST HOW MUCH WE RULE!"

"YOU GOT IT, DUDE! CHIRP CHIRP!"



Birds... the college fratboys of the animal kingdom.



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01 May 2015, 1:32 pm

Stupid kids at the mall!! Stay off my lawn!


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01 May 2015, 3:57 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
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Been awhile. Let's see, I got my Ring made! Got some Jade and STILL no Friends. Haha other than that, everything is alright :jester:


welcome back! :jester:

Thank you! :jester:


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01 May 2015, 4:25 pm

Never kick a sleeping dragon.


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01 May 2015, 10:26 pm

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Shine your underwear, change your fingernails, and clip your shoes.


pay the lawn, vacuum the electric bill and water the carpet.


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02 May 2015, 10:47 am

Oh no an earthworm ate my retainer!


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02 May 2015, 11:51 am

I want to expose my employer's unethical practice so that it will get in trouble, lose its clients and hopefully go bankrupt. It's been ripping off its clients for years.



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02 May 2015, 12:38 pm

I stayed outside too long sawing and snipping more ivy off a beech tree, I'm cold, sore and my hands are so stiff. On the plus side the tree isn't being strangled anymore, and there is a clear view of oncoming cars from the gateway. :|



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02 May 2015, 3:44 pm

So ur wit ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?



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02 May 2015, 8:18 pm

One of the water tanks blew up from a rapid influx of water due to the storm. That was pretty cool.



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03 May 2015, 2:17 am

Yesterday I made up my mind to take up a certain hobby while I was in JB Hi-Fi. I'll buy what I need for it within the coming few weeks. I'm hoping it will enhance my life.



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03 May 2015, 4:09 am

Guys on the shop should leave me alone.


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03 May 2015, 4:19 am

I should try to sleep a couple hours, but visiting with family today has me stressed out.



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03 May 2015, 11:19 am

Blah-de-blah-de-blah, etc.


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03 May 2015, 11:24 am

My fat cats trying to get between the window slider and the bug screen I hope he won't break it and fall.