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23 Mar 2014, 3:25 pm

I have the magical ability to bring dead people back to life.

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23 Mar 2014, 3:30 pm

I have the magical ability to turn people into zombies, all I have to do is talk them to death.

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23 Mar 2014, 6:53 pm

I have no butt.

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24 Mar 2014, 4:07 am

I want to get tossed around in a mosh pit.

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24 Mar 2014, 2:36 pm

I want to be knocked off a high ledge by a ball and dropped into a mud pit.

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24 Mar 2014, 4:17 pm

I want to randomly fall into a pitfall trap.

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24 Mar 2014, 5:07 pm

My eyes were blue when I woke up, this morning.

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24 Mar 2014, 6:44 pm

I don't like going for my daily walks in the morning.

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24 Mar 2014, 6:46 pm

I love tomatoes.

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24 Mar 2014, 7:22 pm

being sprayed by a skunk is cool and fun

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24 Mar 2014, 7:44 pm

I just got slapped by my family...literally!

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25 Mar 2014, 1:54 am

I'm 7 feet tall and play pro basketball

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25 Mar 2014, 12:20 pm

I can't fly...!

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25 Mar 2014, 1:02 pm

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25 Mar 2014, 1:56 pm

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