i am!
im petting the cat too. and watching "two and a half men on tv"
and cussing out this guy

a pretentious wh**e of an author, married to the princess of the nation. i cant even begin to describe how pretentious this man is. you can SEE it cant you.
hes an author, did you guess?
his book is called "Sad as hell" and is a short-story collection.
i hate him so much
i havent read a word he's written. i hate him too much.
i have a dream
my dream is to one day be JUST important enough to be on tv, for an interview, and just discredit him violently!
"so what you upto?"
"screw what i am upto, lets talk about ARI BEHN!"
I think the book was named "sad as f***", because the original title is "Trist som faen". By the way, i don't like his SSSSSSS talking, He's like a bumblebee that refuses to leave you alone. Also, think he neads to shave of that awkward beard, what kind of name is "Ari Behn" anyway?