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26 Aug 2011, 9:53 am

I love having a telephone. It's so relaxing when it rings, especially when I'm in the middle of something and I don't know who's calling or why.


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26 Aug 2011, 10:36 am

A blatant lie? ok

Gwen is the best character in the TV show Torchwood, and everyone loves her



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26 Aug 2011, 10:42 am

The above poster was posting before the forum even started.


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26 Aug 2011, 10:55 am

I'm currently wearing a sleeveless ant-shirt.


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26 Aug 2011, 1:26 pm

thewrll isn't back :cheers:


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26 Aug 2011, 1:35 pm

I am not concerned.


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26 Aug 2011, 2:31 pm

Women have a penis.


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26 Aug 2011, 2:34 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Women have a penis.


I didn't chuckle at this, nor think what would happen if this were actually true in some instances 8O



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26 Aug 2011, 2:37 pm

Men have breasts.


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26 Aug 2011, 2:38 pm

Trigas doesn't have a nice post count number at the time of writing.


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26 Aug 2011, 3:04 pm

My arms have been stolen.


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26 Aug 2011, 3:11 pm

Sorry, that was me. I needed an extra pair.


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26 Aug 2011, 3:12 pm

I have not just witnessed the bloody removal of a pair of human arms with those arms then being sewn onto another human.



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26 Aug 2011, 3:15 pm

('s Ok - I have several spare pairs, and a box of kneecaps)

I'm posting this from the top of Everest. It's sodding cold here.


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26 Aug 2011, 3:22 pm

Well I'm posting from the south pole, good luck on your descent, I'm just about to return to the Atlantic and swim home!


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26 Aug 2011, 3:24 pm

I see dead people.


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