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16 May 2014, 1:12 pm

My name is Bill Gates and I am here to give you all $10,000 dollars each.



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16 May 2014, 2:28 pm

When I cough, eggs come out of my mouth.


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16 May 2014, 2:53 pm

When I sneeze, a rainbow appears in the sky.


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16 May 2014, 3:35 pm

I play football


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17 May 2014, 9:32 am

I'm a professional baseball player


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17 May 2014, 9:36 am

I am a blue eyed baby seal.



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17 May 2014, 1:03 pm

I am a giraffe


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17 May 2014, 2:08 pm

I am an elephant!


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17 May 2014, 3:48 pm

I have gold buried in my backyard.


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18 May 2014, 11:02 am

I have gold eardrums.


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18 May 2014, 4:50 pm

I am a chartered accountant who wants to become a lion tamer.


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18 May 2014, 6:42 pm

I am a circus performer.


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19 May 2014, 1:56 am

I am an AI



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19 May 2014, 1:50 pm

I am Robocop.


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19 May 2014, 2:43 pm

Am operated with a controller


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24 May 2014, 5:29 pm

I invented the remote control!


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