What are some of your favorite sayings?

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"Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature."
-Charles Dickens

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"If ignorance is bliss, you're in heaven."

"At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice." - Albert Einstein

"Not only does God play dice with the Universe - he sometimes casts them where they can't be seen." - Stephen Hawking

"I fart in your general direction!"
-French soldier

"We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them." Cato the Elder
Roman orator & politician (234 BC - 149 BC)

"Ask, and it shall be given you; Seek, and ye shall find; Knock, and it shall be opened unto you."
-Matthew 7:7

"I've got two words for you, me ow."

^ Garfield from his second movie said that.

"Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot."
-Clarence Thomas (1948 - )

Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!

You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...

Some folks wear their halos much too tight...

A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.

"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."
- Emily Dickinson

"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."

-Gracie Allen

"The word impossible is found only in the dictionary of fools"

-Character of Dr. Hanz Reinhardt in the ever forgettable "The Black Hole"

"It is easier to plant an acorn than an oak tree"

-Me

"If you shoot for the stars and miss, you still will have reached the moon"

-Me again...regretting the mixed metaphor

"Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm."
-John F. Kennedy (1917- 1963)

I only dread one day at a time.

I'm tired of being bored, i think i'll make a lateral move to self-pity.

Garfield

Avoid fruits and nuts, afterall you are what you eat.

"The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you can pull it off, it's worth it. Even if you don't end up pulling it off, you'll learn many incredible,
magical, valuable things. It's NOT doing it when you know you full well you HAD the opportunity- that hurts FAR more than any failure."
- Hugh Macleod, How To Be Creative: 12. If you accept the pain, it cannot hurt you., 08-22-04