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puppies eat poo because it tastes like chocolate

London has sandy Beaches and Palm Trees.

There are Double Decker Buses in Maui.

Personally I found christopher loyd in back to the future unattractive. I don't want to bite him.

Lie #1 (for me): Yes!

Lie #2: Upon seeing spiders, I automatically-- (For the next 5 minutes, please insert 25 cents.)

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*clink*

--...Never mind I forgot.

Lie #3: I-- (We're sorry, but this post is currently out of order. Please quit trying and never come again.)

Politicians are always honest and trustworthy.

The U.N. is not corrupt, full of selfish and greedy diplomats, and is very practical and useful.

Women only want sex.

Guys only want to get married as soon as possible.

Hillary Clinton is not EVIL and never makes fun of blacks.

Jesse Jackson does not showboat.

George Bush, Sr. never promised not to raise taxes.

Network executives care about the truth in their movies based on truth, in their news, and they care about families.

All movies about history are historically accurate.

White people were never slaves.

The KKK and the NAACP only want peace and racial harmony.

Kate Moss was the worlds heaviest and fattest model ever.

Al Sharpton never behaved like a black Hitler.

The French love American tourists.

WWII was started as a fight over Germans trying to import Rock and Roll to America.

John Wayne like to wear skirts off the set.

Cigarettes are good for you.

hard and illegal drugs never cause harm.

Fidel Castro was a great baseball player and was never mad about not succeeding at it.

Chinamen have never been taller than 5'5" tall.

Japan and China have kissed and made up over treatment in WWII and harbor absolulely no resentment today.

Somalia is full of U.S. loving people and always have been.

The U.S., China, Soviet Union, and the E.U. are all totalitarian and have a secret alliance plan to conquer the world.

Hollywood is not full of spoiled debutantes and disconected from the general populace rich aholes.

Greg Madux is the worst pitcher in history.

Violence always solves everything when you have an arsenal of laser guided smartbombs and thousands of troops.

I sound like Dr. Phil.

I hate Wrong Planet.

I am Hot *cough*Not!*cough*

The PLO loves Israel.

There really are 72 virgins in heaven for mass murderers, aka homicide bombers.

The EU always gives US companies a fair shake in merger deals.

Oil is the worlds cleanest burning fuel.

The US has no plans for alternate energy sources.

George Clooney and George Bush, Jr are bosom buddies.

Girls Gone Wild respects women and shows their beauty artistically

Rich people are always given the same fair chance at trials that poor and middle class people are.

Ted Kennedy is a fine upstanding american.

Michale Moore is honest, truthful and unbiased. (http://www.dlc.org/ndol_ci.cfm?cp=1&kai ... tid=252483)

Geraldine Ferraro will defeat Hillary, Sharpton, and Gore in the Democratic Primaries (maybe not a good lie, but wishful thinking)

Size doesn't matter.

Everything We say is a LIE.

The town barber cuts everyone's hair who does not cut it themselves.

Sweeney Todd is a really nice barber.

I am not the hottest male aspie on WP.