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The Locomotion Police from the Ministry of Silly Walks!!

What will they say when they come through the door??

"Get in the car, all of you"

where are we going?

"To Hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride!"

This is starting to sound too much like the "continue the story" thread.

Why do guys like boobs so much??

Because they don't have them...

Why are dogs man's best friend and not cats?

because dogs are sell-outs

is the glass half full or half empty?

Well, I could tell you that........ but then I'd have to kill you?


How do we know the sky is really blue and we're not just colourblind?

because when pieces of the sky fall, they are sent to labs to be tested.... we have determined the sky is blue... but a darker blue than what everyone sees


why do we walk instead of rolling or hopping...

You mean I'm not supposed to hop? No wonder I get stares .

May I be excused?

No, but you may be apologized

Why is water wet?

if water wasn't wet it would feel weird\

what do strobe lights do (besides give me headaches)

They send subliminal messages to buy more shaving cream?

How is this arrow thing useful?

Useful? Why wouldn't he be useful? Are you discriminating against that smiley just because he suffered a severe birth defect that replaced his entire face with an arrow? He didn't ask to be born that way, you know. I thought you were better than that, man.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, can I still exchange this coupon for fabulous cash prizes?

no u must put the tree upright first

why does newspaper ink never stay on the paper

Because it does'nt like being yesterday's news.

Why are NASCAR races counter-clock-wise instead of clock-wise?

if they were clockwise the cars would all be going the wrong way..



why were shoes invented

Someone already had the patend on feet.

Why is it so hot in Summer?