Quotes of the Day

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Not a quote, but it makes me snigger anyway:
Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

Microsofa: n. A piece of furniture that, while it looked fine in the showroom, gradually begins to dominate the living room, eventually forcing you to replace all the other furniture, including the TV, to be "compatible".
--Earl T. Cohen

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

"I always knew that one day, I'd be shooting triangles to make them laugh." - Rich McCormick, PC Gamer Magazine

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
John A. Wheeler

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Do first what you dread the most.
- Anonymous

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- John Calvin Coolidge

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow lines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore–Dream–Discover."
-Mark Twain

The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

"come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day."
i think i said that right. i think it is from macbeth. not especially original but the words are a balm to me.

“Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”

Erm, oops, just realised it was daily quote.

Probably slightly off but here goes..
"I don't know about y'all, but I didn't come down from the goddamn smokey mountains, 'cross five thousand miles o'water, fight ma way through half'a Sicily and jump out of a f***in airplane to teach the nazis a lesson in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. they're the foot-soldiers of a Jew hating, mass murdering maniac and they need to be de-stroyed "
just a quote from lt aldo Raine (Mr Pitt) no real love or hate for nazis, just like the character and the delivery.

I bought some dehydrated water. I don't know what to add.
--Steve Wright