What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

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15 Jan 2009, 11:39 pm

notbrianna wrote:

I do what my Rice Krispees tell me to.

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19 Jul 2009, 7:44 pm

I know no one has replied since January but here's a few I thought are worth mentioning

"If your going to ride my @ss at least pull my hair"

and

"4 out of 3 people don't understand fractions"

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19 Jul 2009, 11:25 pm

Pilots will appreciate this one.

Bumper sticker on a fast-looking car:

SPEED LIMIT BELOW 10,000 FEET IS 250 KNOTS.

That's a true FAA rule, at least in the US.

But on a car it gets a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

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20 Jul 2009, 12:31 am

Dilbert wrote:

I thought it was only to 6000 FT AGL? That's what Rod Machado said on the FSX training lessons...

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20 Jul 2009, 3:51 am

BACK OFF: I'm not that kind of car

NICE TRUCK: Sorry about your small penis

& the picture of the fortune cookie that says 'watch your back'

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20 Jul 2009, 3:34 pm

"you're ugly.
And your mother
dresses you funny."

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20 Jul 2009, 3:35 pm

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20 Jul 2009, 5:41 pm

DRUGS: Responsible for teaching Americans the Metric System

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04 Aug 2009, 11:41 am

Roxas_XIII wrote:

Dilbert wrote:

I thought it was only to 6000 FT AGL? That's what Rod Machado said on the FSX training lessons...

Dilbert is correct. Maximum 250KIAS below 10,00 ft MSL (unless ATC authorizes otherwise in Class A or B airspace)

Just one of my obsessions.

and just in case you were wondering......
max 200KIAS within 4nm of the primary airport of a class C or D airspace area (unless ATC authorizes or requires otherwise)

max 200KIAS in the airspace underlying a class B area designated for an airport, or in a VFR corridor through class B airspace.

:salut:

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04 Aug 2009, 10:38 pm

"Let the eastern b-----s freeze in the dark"-anti NEP bumper sticker in response to Pierre Trudeau's NEP, which had hurt Alberta's economy in the past and fueled western separatism.

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04 Aug 2009, 10:45 pm

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05 Aug 2009, 2:08 am

"JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE SUCK."

I saw this bumper sticker today and just started laughing at the irony.

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05 Aug 2009, 10:10 am

This is the one I have on my car:

Two funny ones that I have seen where:

"What if the whole world farted at once?"
"I have no idea where I am going"
"Honk if you are amish"

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05 Aug 2009, 1:39 pm

A mate sent me one from Arizona USA. Apparently their state legislature at one point considered making dildoes illegal. (Seriously)

It said:

"When Dildoes are outlawed, only outlaws will have Dildoes."

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05 Aug 2009, 6:34 pm

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06 Aug 2009, 7:30 am

"I drive a Porsche as well, but today I'm in a hurry"

On the back of a mates Mini.

"Dont laugh. My next ride is your Girlfriend"

Saw this on the back of a really crap Mirage. Gave me a :lol:

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