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25 Jan 2015, 12:35 am

air filter's dirty and valve covers dented.



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25 Jan 2015, 12:38 am

an old fave heard on "once upon a time" [twilight zone]- "that man is missing some buttons." :lmao:



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25 Jan 2015, 2:39 pm

looool :D

and that man is missing some swiss knife :jester:



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25 Jan 2015, 3:05 pm

that man has spider webs in his lampshades.



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25 Jan 2015, 3:06 pm

that woman has a false wig! 8O



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25 Jan 2015, 3:10 pm

the above post is a syntactic conundrum unmatched by even the least trained macaques.


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25 Jan 2015, 3:16 pm

^^^^
:thumright: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :thumleft:



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25 Jan 2015, 3:48 pm

i missed you, blabby. 8)

by the way, your sunglasses are planning a clandestine operation to attach themselves to your face permanently.


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25 Jan 2015, 3:54 pm

:) you are gradually aging by the second.



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25 Jan 2015, 4:03 pm

g-d planned for you to double your weight and height every year, He never went through with it because your enormous size and height would then block His view of everything.


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25 Jan 2015, 4:07 pm

g-d planned for you to have an exponentially progressive toe fungus but cancelled the plans after realizing no shoemaker on earth could make you sufficiently large shoes for your fungus-ridden feet.



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26 Jan 2015, 12:49 pm

you swallowed a dictionary and are now burping and regurgitating random words and are spitting them at me.



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26 Jan 2015, 2:16 pm

your thesaurus is out of date.



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26 Jan 2015, 2:43 pm

your shorts are out of date! :jester:



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26 Jan 2015, 2:45 pm

the hairs on your head are growing.



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26 Jan 2015, 2:48 pm

the hairs on your nose are growing :jester: