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Raleigh
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27 Mar 2023, 5:24 am

My last wedding was a wicca handbinding ceremony.
I wore a frock.
My partner wore pants.


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27 Mar 2023, 5:31 am

^ That sounds really cool.


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27 Mar 2023, 7:27 am

Twilightprincess wrote:
^^ The bathroom works too. At the reception, I’d escape in there to get out of dancing with two guys who hounded me for years. (My charm was: I was the only single woman in my church for many years. Oy vey!) They probably thought I had a bladder or intestinal problem, but they didn’t seem to mind too much. They were walking boners, especially one of them. He got a boner when I got stuck dancing with him once.

Weddings are inextricably linked with misogyny, boners, and bathrooms in my mind.

8O 8O 8O You definitely had it worse! So gross!


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