if i had a trillion dollars, i would buy a block of land in kenya, and i would build a palace of a thousand rooms comprised of $100 dollar bills. i would have them set in epoxy resin to solidify them, and i would build the entire palace with the solidified blocks of $100 dollar notes.
then i would clad the exterior of the palace with $100 dollar bills that are set in transparent acrylic, so as to make the place look very beautiful.
then i would organize a fence that was impervious to even the most extreme and sophisticated attempts to trespass and steal my blocks of money. i would have sensors that trigger machine gun fire to anyone who tried to enter my property.
the fence would be made of transparent bullet proof glass, so that people on the streets outside could behold the splendor of the landmark i had erected.
then i would titillate the citizens of kenya by having a bonfire every friday night where i burn 20 thousand $50 dollar bills in a gala spectacle.
they could set up a chair and watch through the bullet proof wall the merry tidings.
what fun i could have with a trillion dollars!