Two truths and a lie

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I sincerely hope it's #3. That would be totally unprofessional for a pscyhiatrist.

1. I've been to three psychologists since I was 15.

2. A psychologist fell asleep during one of our sessions.

3. I had to lie on a couch, like Freud had his patients do.

Yes number 3.

Actually we had a good time discussing the positive role of the fool across the centuries. Unfortunately he did not notice my autistic charactistics
That was back in the early 80’s.

LOL. My trauma psychologist fell asleep quite a few times last summer. He's about 80 years old and he has MS, so I'll forgive him. The first time it happened I thought he had died because he had a puffy shirt on and it didn't look like he was breathing. I had to shake him while trying to call 911.

Anyhoo... my answer for you Kortie, is 3.
I'd like one of those couches though, and maybe a banana.

My psychologist was in his late 60s---and quite healthy. He fell asleep because I was boring him with my drone voice.

1. My psychiatrist from the 1990s lost his licence for lewd and inappropriate sexual activity with a patient whom he dated. Every one of their sexual encounters is described in detail on the public registry.
2. My current psychiatrist said I can't have autism because I'm too articulate and I don't flap my arms in public.
3. My current psychiatrist is an extremely kind woman who understands that I'm terrified of women.

(None of the above are to be confused in any way with my trauma psychologist, who is awesome).

I would say #1 is the lie. It's quite possible that every detail of this person's sexual escapades are not placed in the public registry. Only the dates of occurrences and complaints.

1. It's true. I could sell tickets and popcorn for the information. It seems to be a verbatim court record which is open to the public. It gave a special number to call to get your file back from him, so I did. He looked and acted like Jim Carey. He was a young hot shot just starting out when I knew him.

That's just an awful thing for the shrink to do.

If a shrink digs somebody, there's always masturbation......

The sad thing is that I liked him a lot. He was extremely good at his job. I stopped going when they tried to push people into group therapy, but I did benefit from our sessions together. He was married, so I guess that makes the dating a patient thing even more creepy. An easier fix would have been for him to divorce and his patient to stop being a patient.

So is mine 2 or 3?

#3----perhaps your therapist is an extremely kind MAN who understands your fear of women.

2. My psychiatrist did say that I know too many big words to be autistic. lol. She specializes in CPTSD and just about every other condition apart from autism. She admitted she didn't know anything about adult autism in women. I had to find an autism specialist for my assessment.

3. My psychiatrist is fairly kind, but it goes like this:

Psych: "I thought you were afraid of men because of ___________"
Me: " Yes, I am".
Psych: "But, you just said you are afraid of women"
Me: "Yes, I am".

(blank look of confusion) ...

So, 3 was my lie. She is a woman though. I normally don't go to female professionals but I was sent to this woman after my stroke because she was the only psychiatrist taking new patients at the time. I'll be moving on to a new one who specializes in autism, soon.

You have lots of delight in your brain.

And you can be one who can share your delight with others, thereby delighting and helping them.

1. I used to sit on the sidewalk during parades as a child.

2. I used to enjoy sitting on the sidewalk.

3. I was scared to go on my father's shoulder during parades.

3 because if 2, then 1.

Nope. The answer is 2. I hated sitting on the sidewalk. I thought somebody was going to stomp me.

1. I sit in weird twisty positions and love to sit on the floor at gatherings.
2. I have a hammock in my snug so I can rock while sleeping.
3. I have a very difficult time sitting in traditional chairs in traditional sitting positions.