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eggheadjr
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08 Aug 2014, 1:35 pm

I'm going to win the lottery today.

(If I do I'll retract this posting. )

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08 Aug 2014, 2:08 pm

I know the true name of God.

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08 Aug 2014, 3:42 pm

I don't currently have two phones in front of me.

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08 Aug 2014, 9:48 pm

I love the taste of tofu.

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08 Aug 2014, 11:01 pm

Brussell sprouts don't make me gag.

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08 Aug 2014, 11:20 pm

Polish bone vodka does not exist.

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09 Aug 2014, 12:25 am

i should post more often.

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09 Aug 2014, 7:14 am

Rhinos have 14 legs.

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09 Aug 2014, 2:20 pm

In 1192 in Japan, SONY invented a portable teapot that could keep the tea inside hot for 8 hours. Most of the rich monks and their slaves kept earl grey in their teapots and enjoyed their hot tea after work on the bus ride home.

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09 Aug 2014, 3:17 pm

Facebook is just another way of saying "Microsoft."

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09 Aug 2014, 5:10 pm

i look just like my avatar.

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09 Aug 2014, 6:00 pm

I am terrible at lying and i know it

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09 Aug 2014, 6:41 pm

I have applied to legally change my name to Roy Mustang.

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09 Aug 2014, 8:29 pm

I am currently listening to heavy metal.

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10 Aug 2014, 12:08 am

I deal perfectly well with not having enough to do.

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10 Aug 2014, 12:57 am

I have spiders crawling all over me.

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