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27 Aug 2011, 4:44 am

If I snore, there is a magnitude 7 earthquake somewhere in the world.

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27 Aug 2011, 4:59 am

when my beans misbehave, i can fumigate evildoers and knock them unconscious, and if that doesn't stop 'em, i can create a devastating wall of flame when i light a match to my fartgas.

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27 Aug 2011, 5:41 am

Badgers are excellent mathematicians.

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27 Aug 2011, 5:58 am

I am typing this with my toes while playing the banjo and using a pea shooter to start the washing machine. Try that multi-tasking.

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27 Aug 2011, 6:04 am

I'm paddling in circles.

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27 Aug 2011, 6:55 am

my cat has stolen my WP account as is typing this sentence. My master is currently eating a cookie dancing around yelling ''Where's the north pole?!'' with a singing monkey on her head

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27 Aug 2011, 7:13 am

I don't want all_white to come back and I don't want thewrll to be posting regularly again!

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27 Aug 2011, 7:57 am

I am not a human, I am an Orange-penguin-goldfish-wolf-cat-camozoid-trapezium-turnip-head-lemon-duck-butterfly-chicken-noodle-cheese-string-pineapple-plum-head. Or English to Finnish translation:
Oransii pingviini kultakala susi kissa camozoid puolisuunnikas nauris pään sitruuna ankka perhonen Chicken Noodle juustoa string ananas luumu pään. ( not according to google translate)

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27 Aug 2011, 8:03 am

X-Ray vision is overrated.

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27 Aug 2011, 9:26 am

it's a fair court

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27 Aug 2011, 9:30 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2BavhwpIJg[/youtube]

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27 Aug 2011, 9:30 am

I can see round corners.

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27 Aug 2011, 10:44 am

I am perfectly normal in every way and form. There is nothing strange about me

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27 Aug 2011, 10:48 am

Me too, I also love myself.

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27 Aug 2011, 10:48 am

Every single one of you is unique and has something to contribute to society.

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27 Aug 2011, 11:21 am

jmnixon95 wrote:

Every single one of you is unique and has something to contribute to society.

I fail to resemble that remark! :wink:

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