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jk1
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28 Aug 2014, 11:52 am

I literally jumped out of my skin and I'm feeling nice and fresh.



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28 Aug 2014, 2:23 pm

I am a baseball player.


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28 Aug 2014, 5:31 pm

i'm going to cut your head off.


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29 Aug 2014, 2:10 pm

I am the most popular member on Wrong Planet.


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29 Aug 2014, 2:23 pm

^no, I am.


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29 Aug 2014, 2:39 pm

I am a mod on Wrong Planet.


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29 Aug 2014, 5:33 pm

I am satisfied with my period 6 class.


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30 Aug 2014, 7:54 am

Truly hard-working people work 24/7. Don't describe yourself as "hard-working" if you don't do 24/7.



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30 Aug 2014, 8:18 am

Benoit Mandelbrot, one of the inventors of fractals, worked 25/7. (There's some truth about this; he imagined there are 25 hours in a day and lived accordingly.)


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30 Aug 2014, 1:54 pm

I work 26/7.


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30 Aug 2014, 2:03 pm

I have a job.


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30 Aug 2014, 2:19 pm

I am a bus driver.


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30 Aug 2014, 2:21 pm

I am a bus.


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30 Aug 2014, 2:23 pm

My most embarrassing moment did not happen on a bus.


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30 Aug 2014, 2:24 pm

I sculpt busts.


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30 Aug 2014, 5:34 pm

When planes approach airports they climb.


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