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15 Apr 2014, 1:34 pm

I'll sue.



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15 Apr 2014, 7:02 pm

We might get snow in New York City.



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15 Apr 2014, 7:38 pm

Snow Face.



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15 Apr 2014, 8:05 pm

Your tail has fleas and your breath smells of Mackerel


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15 Apr 2014, 8:09 pm

You have fleas that are, like, six feet tall!



(I wish I hadn't thought of that now, because it's actually pretty terrifying)



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15 Apr 2014, 8:21 pm

It doesn't terrify you....It just makes you homesick. :P



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16 Apr 2014, 1:25 am

For your home it would be mutant cockroaches.



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16 Apr 2014, 5:46 am

I heard that you keep your home too well-fumigated for those to be a problem for you.



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17 Apr 2014, 5:27 am

Yeah never know when a cat with fleas might get in.



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17 Apr 2014, 5:52 am

You'd open the door for one, just to start some trouble.... :shameonyou:



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17 Apr 2014, 10:15 am

... whereas you would only open a door to let trouble out. And by door, I mean your mouth.



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18 Apr 2014, 1:10 pm

You're so awful, I want to limit your screen time.


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18 Apr 2014, 2:43 pm

It's great to learn that you find me awe-inspiring. I find you dawww-inspiring.



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19 Apr 2014, 4:59 am

I'd much rather lose you then find you



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19 Apr 2014, 7:10 am

Women rule, and kitties drool. And catch those mice, already... :batman:



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19 Apr 2014, 8:09 am

Your avatar is older than she looks.


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