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04 Sep 2014, 3:47 pm

I want to give a diaper change.


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04 Sep 2014, 3:50 pm

I feel preternaturally youthful.



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04 Sep 2014, 3:52 pm

Maturity is an easy subject for me to talk about.


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04 Sep 2014, 5:41 pm

i have never been painfully bitten by a crazy person.


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04 Sep 2014, 5:42 pm

modern toilets are adequate for the job 100% of the time.



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04 Sep 2014, 6:03 pm

my mother still has all her natural teeth.


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04 Sep 2014, 6:05 pm

all my teeth are present and in perfect shape.



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04 Sep 2014, 6:27 pm

i have the same amount of teeth as i did in July.


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04 Sep 2014, 6:28 pm

the Ferguson PD love the working class folk in their town and do their best to protect and serve that segment of the town's population, no matter what the higher side of the tracks say.



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04 Sep 2014, 8:35 pm

I just ordered 8 x 12" pizzas for Balmoral Castle with a side order of dough balls for the corgis. I negotiated a free delivery if I Instagram her answering the door.


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04 Sep 2014, 9:35 pm

I send birthday cards to bullies.



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04 Sep 2014, 9:53 pm

i'm a good kisser.


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05 Sep 2014, 3:59 pm

I hate fart noises.


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05 Sep 2014, 5:41 pm

I had pizza for lunch.


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05 Sep 2014, 6:02 pm

i am not interested in a long, thick pink wig.


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06 Sep 2014, 1:06 am

my dog is not an absolute annoying complete f*****g moron right now.


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