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04 May 2008, 5:24 pm

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I just saw a bumper sticker that read,

"I HEART!"

Which I immedately dyslexed into,

"I HATE ART!"

Which then caused me to wonder,

"What could possess someone to have a bumper sticker complaining that they hate art? There's a sick puppy."

After which I realized,

"Oh, my mind jumbled that one on me. The sick puppy is in fact me." 8O

Good fortune,

- Icarus has a tricksy mind...


After which I realized,
my mind automatically corrects spelling errors
it gets to the point where it can be quite debilitating,
as i will read a sentence that is grammatically correct at the end,
but seems incorrect in the beginning
but before i can get to the end
my mind wont let me finish reading the sentence to realize it is grammatically correct


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04 May 2008, 5:26 pm

listen'in to
Weird Al'


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04 May 2008, 5:31 pm

I'm spending the night at my parents' house, with my dog. :O)


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04 May 2008, 5:44 pm

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I'm spending the night at my parents' house, with my dog. :O)

have fun


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04 May 2008, 5:56 pm

It's been a long time since I had a headache that kept me from functioning.


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04 May 2008, 7:21 pm

My best friend is a dog.



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04 May 2008, 7:26 pm

I think I may be too obsessed with a new interest I've just gained. :?


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04 May 2008, 7:28 pm

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I think I may be too obsessed with a new interest I've just gained. :?

what is it?


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04 May 2008, 7:32 pm

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I think I may be too obsessed with a new interest I've just gained. :?

what is it?


I want to learn how to give massages. I'm studying that more than my exams. :study:


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04 May 2008, 8:11 pm

Acceptance of circumstances, must be a type of defense mechanism. Sometimes, it is the only thing that keeps me sane(kinda).


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05 May 2008, 6:53 am

Social_Fantom wrote:
darkstone100 wrote:
Social_Fantom wrote:
I think I may be too obsessed with a new interest I've just gained. :?

what is it?


I want to learn how to give massages. I'm studying that more than my exams. :study:


Same here, except my obsession is Barcelona, Spain.


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05 May 2008, 9:59 am

Social_Fantom wrote:
darkstone100 wrote:
Social_Fantom wrote:
I think I may be too obsessed with a new interest I've just gained. :?

what is it?

I want to learn how to give massages. I'm studying that more than my exams. :study:

A random truth about myself is that I think you should look into shea butter. It is a nice tree nut product, it's great for the skin, and it won't grease up clothing (or sheets :wink: ) the way baby oil does.

Here's info:

Shea Butter Information

Also, it should be bought unscented, and then you can add natural essential oils to infuse it with pleasant (or unpleasant :twisted: ) aromas.

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05 May 2008, 11:03 am

im in Advanced Computer Applications II right now


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05 May 2008, 11:23 am

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it won't grease up clothing (or sheets :wink: ) the way baby oil does.


How did you know that was the kind of massage I'm looking into? :? :oops:


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05 May 2008, 11:27 am

Well, I have never heard of giving or receiving a decent massage standing up. :D

I guess the recipient could lie down on a brick wall, but then all that mortar grit would stick, yecch :x

Hmmm, maybe I should not have posted a sly wink in that particular spot. Sorry, I have a bad little mind. :lol:



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05 May 2008, 11:32 am

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Well, I have never heard of giving or receiving a decent massage standing up. :D

I guess the recipient could lie down on a brick wall, but then all that mortar grit would stick, yecch :x

Hmmm, maybe I should not have posted a sly wink in that particular spot. Sorry, I have a bad little mind. :lol:


You have a bad little mind? I'm the one that wants to learn how to give that kind of massage. :lol: :twisted:


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