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09 Sep 2014, 3:49 pm

Medical experts have recently confirmed that Britney and Michael are having juicy affairs.



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09 Sep 2014, 3:50 pm

I hate juice.


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09 Sep 2014, 5:38 pm

i live in a very out-of-the-way place.


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09 Sep 2014, 7:36 pm

I did a fine job going to my appointment today, chatted with everyone in the lobby!



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10 Sep 2014, 1:04 am

I am most definitely a normal person that is very much not autistic! Nope, not meeee.



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10 Sep 2014, 9:39 am

i don't get distracted by turtles.


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10 Sep 2014, 3:10 pm

I own less than 30 pairs of shoes/boots. :oops:


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10 Sep 2014, 3:29 pm

I own 500 pairs of socks. :oops:


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10 Sep 2014, 3:42 pm

I love sticking square pegs in round holes.


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10 Sep 2014, 4:14 pm

I've been outside now 2 days in a row.


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10 Sep 2014, 5:41 pm

my lawn is lushly green and well watered.


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10 Sep 2014, 10:26 pm

I own a Crocogator, on one side it's a crocodile and on the other it's an alligator!



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10 Sep 2014, 10:38 pm

my arms are not exceedingly dry right now.


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10 Sep 2014, 11:59 pm

I can concentrate and get a lot of reports done when there is a loud jackhammer right outside my window and in fact very loud noises help me focus really well.


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11 Sep 2014, 7:21 am

It is acceptable to lie in court as long as you can legally prove that you are a nice person.



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11 Sep 2014, 9:01 am

The man from the council is spraying Febreze along the pavement edge.


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