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06 Jun 2008, 8:00 pm

I am a nuisance to most people.


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06 Jun 2008, 8:05 pm

I'm letting my grey hair reappear.



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06 Jun 2008, 8:50 pm

I feel like I need to SCREAM!! !! !!


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06 Jun 2008, 10:05 pm

I write with my right hand, but I throw a baseball and drive with my left hand.



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25 Nov 2008, 6:35 am

I haven't seen my dog for three weeks, and I'm really beginning to miss him. My parents have been moving into their new home and there was nothing for me to sleep on, so I was told to wait until they've moved into their new house and finished unpacking. I'll be spending the night at their place, on Thursday. I know that I'll have to miss Toastmasters, this week. It's the only time that I'll be able to see Chico, before Christmas. I clean parking lots early in the morning, and there's going to be four times as much litter as there usually is. I might end up working 7 days a week, until after Christmas.


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25 Nov 2008, 6:42 am

I have never tasted chicken meat in my 32 years on this planet,
mainly because of the hot garbage smell it gives off, it just
smells so aweful - if i just found a cooked chicken and didnt
know what it was, food would be a long way down on my
list of guesses on what it could be - my first guess would
be some kind of antiterror device used by the police to
get people out of buildings, just throw a hot chicken in
and the smell knocks out or kills whoever is inside.



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25 Nov 2008, 7:15 am

i realized my true insignificance when i had the idea that i would like to see time lapse photography showing a mountain range developing.



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25 Nov 2008, 7:18 am

i do not like large slabs of white, plain, tasteless and dry chicken meat.
i very much like crispy skinned chicken wings. yummm



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25 Nov 2008, 8:22 am

I am a moron when it come to some things, like girls. Its true.
And because of that i have alot of memories that
i really wish would go away, because its hellish to
think about now, i see things way way too late..
One horrible example, a evening many years ago
i got a call from a female friend asking of i would
like to come over to her place. So i think "ok,
thats cool, why not.". When i arrive i find her and
her girlfriend hanging out drinking wine and watching
tv. So i join and we just do nothing, talk, drink, and watch
tv. Then it gets late and the girl who called suddenly seemed
restless or someting, i didnt quiet get what was going on but
i sensed something. Then she suddenly says "i going to bed
in the other room and watching tv there" and disappears.
So i sit there with the other girl who was also a friend of mine
for a while and then i think "well..i really should leave if they
are tired and want to call it a night". I hate to hang around when
people dont want you too, i feel like i`m really in the way.

So i get up, say "goodnight, it was nice to be here"
and drive home. A few days pass and i meet the
girl who called. And she wonders if i`m dumb or just
stupid, because apparantly her plan was to get me
into bed with her and her girlfriend that night, thats
why she called 8O so she had gone to bed, and after
a while started to wonder why we didnt follow, and when
she went out to the livingroom i had left 10 minutes ago
and she got really annoyed at me.

Yep...a moron, thats me. Someone just hit me in the head
with a bat or something, its just too much to take :roll:
And its not the only time that happend... omg
what a moron - might not have done it anyway,
but the fact that i just didnt get at all what was
going on is just too stupid.



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25 Nov 2008, 8:26 am

I know everything in Nuclear Physics, even the role of the smallest particle in the smallest interaction.
Well, i can't tell you the names, I only know the French ones, but maybe this will speak to to you : quarks are component of hadrons, the nuclear fusion "transforms" one tritium atom and one deuterium atom in one helium atom, and releases a great quantity of energy.


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25 Nov 2008, 8:36 am

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:
I am a moron when it come to some things, like girls. Its true.
And because of that i have alot of memories that
i really wish would go away, because its hellish to
think about now, i see things way way too late..
One horrible example, a evening many years ago
i got a call from a female friend asking of i would
like to come over to her place. So i think "ok,
thats cool, why not.". When i arrive i find her and
her girlfriend hanging out drinking wine and watching
tv. So i join and we just do nothing, talk, drink, and watch
tv. Then it gets late and the girl who called suddenly seemed
restless or someting, i didnt quiet get what was going on but
i sensed something. Then she suddenly says "i going to bed
in the other room and watching tv there" and disappears.
So i sit there with the other girl who was also a friend of mine
for a while and then i think "well..i really should leave if they
are tired and want to call it a night". I hate to hang around when
people dont want you too, i feel like i`m really in the way.

So i get up, say "goodnight, it was nice to be here"
and drive home. A few days pass and i meet the
girl who called. And she wonders if i`m dumb or just
stupid, because apparantly her plan was to get me
into bed with her and her girlfriend that night, thats
why she called 8O so she had gone to bed, and after
a while started to wonder why we didnt follow, and when
she went out to the livingroom i had left 10 minutes ago
and she got really annoyed at me.

Yep...a moron, thats me. Someone just hit me in the head
with a bat or something, its just too much to take :roll:
And its not the only time that happend... omg
what a moron - might not have done it anyway,
but the fact that i just didnt get at all what was
going on is just too stupid.


:lol: I'm sorry, but that's hilarious!! :lmao: :lmao:

Don't worry, these things happen to the best of us aspies.


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25 Nov 2008, 8:38 am

^
:lol: no need to appologize
its was riddicolous and hilarious - what was i thinking :lol:
think it was that i thought of them as good friends and
respected them alot, and then i usually dont try to get
into any pants, it can feel a little weird, but i might have
to reconsider that :lol:



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25 Nov 2008, 9:42 am

The pants that I am wearing right now, to work...the zipper is broken on them, it only goes up halfway...so I have to wear a long sweater to cover that up.



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25 Nov 2008, 10:22 am

I have problems combing myself when looking in a mirror, but not when i'm not looking myself in fornt of a mirror.
Strange, huh ?


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25 Nov 2008, 11:04 am

I feel the need to question everything what everyone says, ever.


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25 Nov 2008, 12:01 pm

also, my broken zipper makes my pants sag a little bit
and they sag a little bit more than usual, since I've lost weight lately