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TallyMan
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10 May 2014, 1:29 pm

Have you been smoking them funny fags again?


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10 May 2014, 1:37 pm

That's what you like to do in your spare time. :lol:


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10 May 2014, 4:06 pm

How's your spare tire?


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10 May 2014, 4:16 pm

It's got a puncture.

How's your Dentures?

Do they still fly out when you laugh?


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10 May 2014, 4:18 pm

They fly out every time I read one of your posts. :wink:


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10 May 2014, 4:21 pm

Have you got something in your eye there? :wink:


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10 May 2014, 4:42 pm

Kindly remove your walking stick from my eye. Thank you.


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10 May 2014, 4:57 pm

You prefer your eyes to be beaming? I find it a little spooky.



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10 May 2014, 5:17 pm

You stand need to talk... your eyes light up at night in the middle of the road!


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10 May 2014, 5:19 pm

Not last night, not the night before
Three little tom cats came knocking at my door
One had a trumpet,
One had a drum,
And JR had a pancake stuck to his bum.


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10 May 2014, 6:06 pm

Are you addicted to poetry?


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10 May 2014, 8:34 pm

Better poetry than fingerpaint... :wink:



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11 May 2014, 12:15 am

You make rude noises! :o



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11 May 2014, 4:33 am

You're a little fart.


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11 May 2014, 4:45 am

You're a big fart.


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11 May 2014, 4:47 am

Your farts cause tsunamis.


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