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TallyMan
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11 May 2014, 4:49 am

Your fart was the original big bang that created the universe!


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11 May 2014, 4:52 am

That doesn't work out though, because if your the oldest person I know, then surely it must all be your fault.


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11 May 2014, 4:58 am

I'm pretty sure that you are personally responsible for all the ills of the world.


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11 May 2014, 5:08 am

:lol:

Old codger!

(He won't see this, because he thinks I wrote something else) :lol:


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11 May 2014, 6:58 am

Young codgerette!



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11 May 2014, 7:35 am

Toothless wonder!


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11 May 2014, 8:51 am

Fang!


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11 May 2014, 8:56 am

You've got hairs on the end of your nose.


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11 May 2014, 9:04 am

You tend to get up people's noses.


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11 May 2014, 9:07 am

Well your nose is big enough to house a family of refugees.


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11 May 2014, 9:44 am

Your habit of picking your nose in public is bad enough, but the fact you then observe your finger then eat the bogies is beyond disgusting.


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11 May 2014, 9:47 am

:lol:

You look like you could do with a bit of protein yourself.


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11 May 2014, 10:03 am

I'm not playing anymore anyway.

You can all stuff it.


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11 May 2014, 10:17 am

Hey! Can I have my ball back please before you go!


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11 May 2014, 10:35 am

It's not even your ball.


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11 May 2014, 10:41 am

You guys lost your marbles long ago, so I wouldn't bother to look for them now..
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