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27 Aug 2011, 4:18 pm

I have not just put the central heating on even though it's August. 8O



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27 Aug 2011, 4:21 pm

I have a clockwork octopus named 'Jim', and he's friends with a battery-powered squid named 'Erasmus'.


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27 Aug 2011, 4:40 pm

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27 Aug 2011, 4:45 pm

I'd love to fit into the NT world, I'd love to have a boyfriend and I find that today's guys are more handsome than Mick Avory was in 1964.


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27 Aug 2011, 4:53 pm

It is possible to use tadpoles as an abacus.


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27 Aug 2011, 4:58 pm

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27 Aug 2011, 5:00 pm

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27 Aug 2011, 5:12 pm

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27 Aug 2011, 5:16 pm

Ruth has no flanges.


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27 Aug 2011, 5:26 pm

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27 Aug 2011, 5:29 pm

Ocelots are said to have capacious pockets, which is probably why they don't carry back-packs.


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27 Aug 2011, 5:32 pm

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If anyone can find the lie in there, they are stupid.


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27 Aug 2011, 5:32 pm

Timothy Olyphant is a bad actor.


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27 Aug 2011, 5:32 pm

My backpack is currently stuffed with 25 Ocelots.



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27 Aug 2011, 5:33 pm

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27 Aug 2011, 5:43 pm

A sackful of ferrets is worth 16p.


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