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22 Apr 2016, 6:56 pm

Mike Chang sucks.



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22 Apr 2016, 6:57 pm

I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't activate skynet.



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22 Apr 2016, 11:58 pm

Stupid mistakes I've made.


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23 Apr 2016, 12:17 am

i have a facebook "friend" whose posts are both stupid and mean. i'd like to unfriend her, but i would probably lose several other friends by doing that. catch 22.



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23 Apr 2016, 12:32 am

My job coach gave me an ultimatum today. Keep my real helmet at Stepping Stones and wear it there or quit my bank job. I begrudgingly decided to leave my helmet at the clubhouse and keep my job. I was worshiping the bank customers by giving them the German hand signal. I've learned my lesson not to do that to the customers. Perhaps I should get my mind out of the 40s and bring it back into the 60s.


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23 Apr 2016, 2:10 am

i got two of those little, seed embedded in paper things and i'm moderately interested in sprouting them...the flowers...
may look like a grim fandango death scene but that's if i find good soil...which we don't have...and if i remember to sprout flowers, which i have done, once, twice?

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I ate some bacon in a club sandwich yesterday. How long have I got before I get stomach cancer?


quite a while, i imagine.


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23 Apr 2016, 3:41 am

I don't understand why they can't take a DIRECT STATEMENT that I don't appreciate cold as they do.


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23 Apr 2016, 5:36 am

life is probably not fair.

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"only" beautiful women get all the attention! deal with it.
feminism and all that bs means nothing after all. u r either a beautiful woman or not.



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23 Apr 2016, 7:14 am

awkward facepalm wrote:
life is probably not fair.

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"only" beautiful women get all the attention! deal with it.
feminism and all that bs means nothing after all. u r either a beautiful woman or not.





00:19 xD sad but true..



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23 Apr 2016, 7:40 am

ugly people reproduce like rabbits,though.. WEIRD



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23 Apr 2016, 7:50 am

Well, this was a first. Someone was impersonating me on Wikipedia.

This person copied my username (just adding a '1' on the end) and left bogus vandalism warnings on multiple users' message pages (including mine), forging my signature (when you post on a article's discussion page or a user's message wall you have to "sign" your posts). I got a few messages from some of those users that were like "What the f***?" and I had to quickly go and explain to each of them that it wasn't me. Luckily, the user was quickly permanently blocked from editing, since it's against the rules to impersonate other users. I must say that when I saw the vandalism warning on my page from the impostor it got my heart going!



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23 Apr 2016, 8:00 am

Obsessively want to cut my hair. Not a good day because it's raining as F. And it's expensive, I need to find a good hairdressing school. Hair time anyway, color. Pro stuff, discount price.


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23 Apr 2016, 9:01 am

jews. i am not sure if it's because they love to make it clear that they r jewish, or there are many of them here in this site



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23 Apr 2016, 1:01 pm

I've been looking at images of Peter Newkirk. It's got me wondering who the real Aspie is. Schultz or Newkirk or do they function differently?


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23 Apr 2016, 1:24 pm

Are you sure you're a Munro? You seem so different....

Yes. I'm a part of the Munro family. :)


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23 Apr 2016, 3:19 pm

I'm craving light coke, but I don't want to go out to buy it. What's more it's late (rationalizing)..


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