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31 Oct 2014, 12:16 am

I have a portal in my closet that leads to route 120 in the Hoenn region.



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31 Oct 2014, 7:58 am

I have seen the inside of a pokeball.


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31 Oct 2014, 1:39 pm

A by-product of the duck recycling process, agonised quacks are used mainly in finance. They are extracted during the crushing stage and are often damaged, so intact quacks are rare and highly valued. Although they fetch higher prices than the equivalent amount of printer ink, their exact application is unknown to those outside the finance community. Legally, it is defined as forbidden knowledge.



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31 Oct 2014, 3:38 pm

Yard waste can be recycled.


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31 Oct 2014, 5:40 pm

I am not fooling around on Facebook right now.


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31 Oct 2014, 6:10 pm

I have not abandoned my facebook page


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31 Oct 2014, 10:52 pm

I am usually pain-free



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31 Oct 2014, 11:30 pm

i have not seen a book cover that resembles ajpd1989's avatar.


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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.


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01 Nov 2014, 5:03 am

I am the Headless Horseman.


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01 Nov 2014, 11:56 am

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01 Nov 2014, 12:42 pm

I am actually an absol.



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01 Nov 2014, 12:46 pm

Last night I dressed up as a witch and went door-to-door ordering parents to give me candy, or I would cook and eat their children. What was really surprising was the number of parents who said they'd let me have the kids instead! 8O



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01 Nov 2014, 12:53 pm

I was born as a larva, and pupated at age two.



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01 Nov 2014, 4:29 pm

I am actually a giant talking bug.


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02 Nov 2014, 1:38 am

I can physically shapeshift.



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02 Nov 2014, 1:46 am

i can shysically phapeshift.


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