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10 Nov 2014, 6:32 pm

I am not currently on Facebook at the same time as I'm on Wrong Planet.


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10 Nov 2014, 7:53 pm

neither am I :mrgreen:



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11 Nov 2014, 12:26 am

well, I am...also i can bench press 300 pounds! :wtg:


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11 Nov 2014, 1:04 am

and I can dead lift 900# while juggling chain saws and eating a ham and rye with mustard and a pickle.



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11 Nov 2014, 1:46 am

nice

i can squat a prius while ironing and starching my 99 dress shirts with one hand and playing this with the other, all while reciting hamlet's soliloquy backwards at 4x speed, in the manner of a frenchman speaking japanese in the way an englishman trying to impersonate a stereotypical israeli accent would sound.


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11 Nov 2014, 2:08 am

I can outperform that.



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11 Nov 2014, 2:12 am

thou knowest knot my true powers, that was just my warm up.


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11 Nov 2014, 2:26 am

not wow :o



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11 Nov 2014, 4:43 am

I like having bubbly guts. fun fun fun



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11 Nov 2014, 12:25 pm

All these posts are completely true. The thread title is just to confuse the uninitiated.

By telling you that, I have initiated you.



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11 Nov 2014, 12:29 pm

I didn't have a dream about Ozzy Osbourne last night.


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11 Nov 2014, 12:37 pm

MathematicalOwl wrote:
All these posts are completely true. The thread title is just to confuse the uninitiated.

By telling you that, I have initiated you.

wait a minute...i have not received a complimentary bag of pistachios.

what's up with that?


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11 Nov 2014, 1:19 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
MathematicalOwl wrote:
All these posts are completely true. The thread title is just to confuse the uninitiated.

By telling you that, I have initiated you.

wait a minute...i have not received a complimentary bag of pistachios.

what's up with that?


Oh, I cursed them. You'll develop an embarrassing skin disorder as well as amnesia. But don't worry, there are no other side effects because I'm qualified.



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11 Nov 2014, 1:57 pm

The sky is orange.


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11 Nov 2014, 4:28 pm

I didn't have yet another work dream. :hmph:



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11 Nov 2014, 4:33 pm

I like rice.


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