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auntblabby
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14 Nov 2014, 6:20 pm

I like ted nugent.



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14 Nov 2014, 6:23 pm

auntblabby wrote:
I like ted nugent.


I know, right?! He's so socially conscious and aware of the suffering of his people. He aims to get guns off the streets.



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14 Nov 2014, 6:25 pm

what I would do on his tombstone would pass for flowers.



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14 Nov 2014, 6:25 pm

my sisters girlfriend is not home.


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14 Nov 2014, 6:27 pm

I live on Planet Jendell.


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14 Nov 2014, 6:51 pm

Fried unicorn tastes like fried chicken.



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14 Nov 2014, 6:52 pm

olives taste mellow.



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15 Nov 2014, 12:33 am

i'm the great great grandson of olive oyl.


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15 Nov 2014, 12:38 am

I'm popeye! I yam what I yam Image



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16 Nov 2014, 3:59 am

If I Never Knew You isn't one of Disney's best songs. It's never made me cry.



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16 Nov 2014, 4:05 am

the "Ave Maria" sequence in Walt Disney's Fantasia has never left me awestruck each time I see it.



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16 Nov 2014, 5:10 am

I'm an online Cherub.. I shoot arrow's of love through the computer, to have them magically appear in my target's rear ends (PS: yes that hurts - but don't worry, the pain doesn't last for long, as it is quickly erased from their memory) - and then ..... *drumrolls*... the people chosen for my simply marvelous buttock prick, magically will be drawn towards and discover/ find to their one true love, and they will live happily ever after together.

*tear of joy down cheek* Ahr, happy endings in love all over <3


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16 Nov 2014, 5:13 am

that did not touch me :(



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16 Nov 2014, 6:41 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
i'm the great great grandson of olive oyl.


I saw you on Jerry Springer!

They did a DNA paternity test on you to see which one was the great, great, grandfather: Popeye, or Brutus!

And the answer is [drum roll].......




Yosemite Sam!



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16 Nov 2014, 6:42 am

Sid Vicious is alive and well.



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16 Nov 2014, 6:42 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Yosemite Sam!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI[/youtube]