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^ That was a joke.

bloody hell.................

my cat is on the front verandah sitting on a chair, and it is 9:50 pm and it is time for her to come inside.

the front verandah is shrouded in shrubs and trees which make it impossible to see into from the outside, but not impossible to hear through.

there is a footpath that goes past the front of my yard.

my cat is called "pumpkin", and i speak to her in a very silly way.

i wanted her to come in so i opened the door and said to her "you're a plump lil' pumpkin dumpling aren't you hey? you wanna come in?" at the same time that 2 semi drunk scantily clad females were walking along the path in front of my house.
they both gripped the sides of their skirts (i can see out but they can not see in) and scuttled past with haste, and i swear, if i have some disgruntled thugs come to my door after being complained to by those 2 girls, they will not be welcome.

I've started an April Fools joke in Random Discussion and the joke's now on me.

I truly am Schultz.

Yeah I got that thanks, I can see myself taking that seriously. I am kinda thick that way, I swear some parts of autism get me worse than others. Even here most of my communication is awkward, I think I am going to live in bat cave when I have enough money.

This is my future home,

They are changing my bank card. F*ck.
I tried telling the lady that I wouldn't get it confused with the old one, and that I don't like change, but she was all "oh change is good *generic smile*!"
I've had a panda card for 5 years, I don't want to change.
Everything else is about to change, leave the panda out of it.
I don't think I'll be able to deal with this as well.

blanket.

I've had the same bank card for 9 years.

I'm not slim like my sister and quite frankly, I don't give a damn.

Life is too short to fuss over waistlines.

Guess who's back, back again.....
Rileys back, back again

Welcome back!

hoodoo.

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Still don't know what this is?

The more i read of other people's experiences of life, the more I realise I didn't get screwed up in the ways other people seem to have:

♡ I rarely got picked on;
♡ I never learned that it was bad to want to be alone;
♡ My Mother (and only parent) was very calm, accepting and never criticised or pushed me in any way;
♡ I've always been happy with who I am and happy with my own company;
♡ I always had the right number of friends for me, ranging between 0 and 3;