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25 Nov 2014, 8:39 pm

my lumbar spine feels wonderful. :hmph:



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25 Nov 2014, 8:57 pm

9 out of 10 dentists recommend substituting expensive honey for toothpaste.



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25 Nov 2014, 8:58 pm

a genuine perpetual motion device has been invented! news at 11.



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26 Nov 2014, 10:45 am

I want to see a rodeo.


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26 Nov 2014, 2:11 pm

these are not "interesting" times we're living in now. and things will not get more "interesting."



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26 Nov 2014, 2:56 pm

I hate Terry Pratchett


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26 Nov 2014, 3:14 pm

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it reminds me of victory.



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26 Nov 2014, 7:17 pm

I love the smell of tobacco.


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26 Nov 2014, 7:39 pm

cleaning ashtrays is wonderful. I'm old enough to remember those things. :oops: that makes me feel good. :|



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26 Nov 2014, 7:49 pm

Most people love eating disgusting food.



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26 Nov 2014, 7:54 pm

olives taste wonderful, like food of the gods. :eew:



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26 Nov 2014, 8:13 pm

i always feel save maneuvering my bike on the street.


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26 Nov 2014, 8:20 pm

I am happy I had my bike accident that nearly killed me.



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27 Nov 2014, 12:29 am

I hoping for a big noisy Thanksgiving and that everyone will try to get me to smile and ask me dumb questions



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27 Nov 2014, 12:32 am

Television hasn't been invented, yet.


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27 Nov 2014, 12:41 am

neither has the internet.