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28 Aug 2011, 9:50 am

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I am totally not addicted to yaoi, movies involving Jason Voorhees, fan fiction or beef jerky. Nor did I buy a hockey mask and machete yesterday.



haha, rl lol.



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28 Aug 2011, 10:12 am

Margaret Thatcher trades in beech logs.


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28 Aug 2011, 10:56 am

27 is not a number. It is acctually a newly discovered letter. you pronounce it as 'Gwuh'



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28 Aug 2011, 11:08 am

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28 Aug 2011, 11:29 am

King Henry VIII dabbled in soap-carving.


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28 Aug 2011, 11:32 am

He had a television too!


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28 Aug 2011, 11:35 am

I took a shower after I ran last night. :twisted:


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28 Aug 2011, 11:36 am

chrissyrun wrote:
I took a shower after I ran last night. :twisted:


Doesn't sound you like need a shower.



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28 Aug 2011, 11:42 am

blitzkrieg wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
I took a shower after I ran last night. :twisted:


Doesn't sound you like need a shower.


I love showers, they require effort and I like wondering about the bugs on the floor, OH, and my favorite thing is washing my hair. It's so simple with long hair. I don't put soap in and then scrub mercilessly until my head hurts from too much scrubbing only to have my mom say I have soap in my hair still, I just let it run underneath the water with a dab of soap. I also don't think showers are at all uncomfortable.


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28 Aug 2011, 11:42 am

Elizabethans had thatched TVs.


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28 Aug 2011, 11:44 am

Cornflake was a regular TV personality at the time.


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28 Aug 2011, 11:47 am

I dislike showers.



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28 Aug 2011, 11:49 am

blitzkrieg wrote:
I dislike showers.


I am pretty normal for liking showers. I didn't know that though, in fact, I haven't known that my entire life. Everything I do is so normal, that's why I'm not here.


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28 Aug 2011, 11:50 am

Banging two house bricks together makes a rather nice G major chord.


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28 Aug 2011, 11:51 am

I also dislike showers!


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28 Aug 2011, 11:51 am

I didn't say why I liked showers.


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