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19 Apr 2015, 5:30 pm

You are an alien named Pluto posting from Pluto!


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19 Apr 2015, 5:58 pm

You use HowToBasic as a guide to life.



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19 Apr 2015, 10:03 pm

You think BuzzFeed videos are an accurate representation of life.



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19 Apr 2015, 11:01 pm

Your Tarot Deck is missing more than one card.



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20 Apr 2015, 12:43 am

one of your screws is gone missing :P



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20 Apr 2015, 5:36 am

Your fecal matter ejection port should not be trying to compete against the krakatoa.



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20 Apr 2015, 5:56 am

:lmao:

you keep krakatoa at home just so you could see it eject fecal matter :P



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20 Apr 2015, 6:56 am

Booyakasha wrote:
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you keep krakatoa at home just so you could see it eject fecal matter :P


My pet projects are none of your concern!

Your flux combabulators have deflated plasma bubbles!



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20 Apr 2015, 9:37 am

you have poop envy of your krakatoa :P



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20 Apr 2015, 9:57 am

"That one's fer John Lennon, ye Yankee f**king c*nt! A BOTTLE!!" from the film In Bruges, after the main guy hits a Canadian. The film is full of crazy insults. Funniest movie I saw in a while.



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20 Apr 2015, 9:59 am

you should pull up those wedgies :P



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20 Apr 2015, 11:38 am

Your snozberries are of smallish size. 8O



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20 Apr 2015, 11:52 am

your snotberries are of gigantic size :P



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20 Apr 2015, 11:55 am

your flux capacitor is off-spec.



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20 Apr 2015, 11:58 am

your snot capacitor is fully operating :P



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20 Apr 2015, 12:08 pm

your booger vault needs emptying.