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02 Jul 2016, 4:33 am

Lantylam wrote:

^ Better get him to sign using indelible ink so it doesn't boil away.

that would probably entail a surcharge which would make it too expensive to consider.

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02 Jul 2016, 4:33 am

i imagined a cartoon this afternoon which i can not draw.
it is a cartoon of me being a prime minister with autism, and some governmental agents placing signs behind the head of the person i am talking to. the sign on the left is an arrow pointing to the right saying "look there!", and the sign to the right is an arrow pointing left saying "look there".
so i can not get out of the cycle of looking at each sign and obeying them, and to all other people it looks like i am shaking my head saying "no" to whoever i am talking to.
it is a complicated thought that i will document now because i will forget it when i fail to encapsulate it in a drawing or something so whatever.

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02 Jul 2016, 5:55 am

Insomnia is driving me nuts.

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02 Jul 2016, 6:08 am

Lantylam wrote:

Insomnia is driving me nuts.

if that is supposed to be said in a cockney accent, then it would indicate that the fact you can not go to sleep increases your semen reservoir in your testicles, and so would further indicate that wakeful moments are all that is needed for you to become aroused. but i am probably incorrect i allow.

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02 Jul 2016, 6:13 am

So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate -- peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants.

He walks up to the bar, and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours the pirate a glass, and says to him "I don't want to offend, but I thought you should know -- you've got a steering wheel attached to your fly." The pirate nods his head, and says:

"Arrrgh, I know. And it's driving me nuts."

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02 Jul 2016, 6:16 am

Ah! Confucius say:

"Man who sticks penis in jar of peanut butter is f*****g nuts."

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02 Jul 2016, 6:19 am

ImAnAspie wrote:

sorry that kind of does not work....a rudder (steering wheel's end result) does not drive anything, it only provides an influence in order to guide what is already there (the thrust)
i just can not laugh at stuff i hear from outside.

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02 Jul 2016, 6:34 am

Confucius say:

"Man who pee in wind get his own back."

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02 Jul 2016, 6:42 am

Raleigh wrote:

ImAnAspie wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

^ Blackadder Goes Forth is my favourite in the series.

cberg has some newly infected mushrooms which he may share.
I can't wait.

Are we talking about new music?

Yes.
He mentioned that you may like it.

Yes! I would be very interested indeed!

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02 Jul 2016, 6:52 am

Raleigh wrote:

Ah! Confucius say:

"Man who sticks penis in jar of peanut butter is f*****g nuts."

I like that one

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02 Jul 2016, 9:19 am

I love the way no one acknowledges I am even here except for some one to basically tell me I am idiot a few pages back (In my response to temperance's post). I am surprised at how much I don't care, I actually love being this broken, it gives me a unique prospective. I also can't tell if maybe I am taking the religion thing to seriously but maybe my unique prospective is linked to my religion. You know no one listened to Noah either, maybe I am not meant to be noticed. That is a unique trait that might come in handy in revelations.

Well screw it all, I am going to play Turok alone because I am a selfish human and that feels good. Why should I contribute to a sociality that would rather I die then be on disability. Either our governments are corrupt from the inside or there is a huge war on the free world coming. I am seriously suggesting you don't listen to what other people say, pick up a KJV version of the bible and read revelations and compare them to todays events. Its pretty obvious we are getting extremely close, google Paul Begley, he is not insane like most of youtube, his stuff is straight from the bible.

Find another book that has so much of it come true over countless years. I actually don't know that I consider myself religious, most religions have no freaking idea what God has ever said. How can a book this popular go unread?

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